Big Mouth Strikes Again

I am a magician with no magic.

woke up this morning. turned on the tv. as i ate some yogurt with a spoon i watched spongebob. near then end of the episode ms.puff is found by the coppers and taken away for failure to appear for jury duty. i had jury duty today. 9am just as spongebob was ending was suppose to be at 11th and I st fulfilling my civil duty (?)  that is jury duty. i quickly realized my stupidity and forgetfulness and sprang up to get somewhat together and get my ass downtown.  unshowered,somewhat frantic, and thirty minutes late i made it to the courthouse. my feet sploshed and squeaked as i walked down the linoleum tiles of the outdated courthouse due to the ill foot attire i sported this morning unaware of the random rainfall that had to hit the central valley today. i felt the unwashed scum on my face under the quick layer of makeup i manage to spread on in the car on the way over. as i found a seat, i thought to myself today is going to be a good day in tones that exhibited proper usage of sarcasm. the tvs that lined the waiting room sang of tragedy, two masssive toradoes hit a small town in illionois. i was enteratined my the overexagerated headlines  

peach yellow and undertones of white

You make me fun to be around

Ommiting ignorance from perspective is the only way eyes can see clearly

A little bit toooooo late

Wanting what you cant have, having what you dont want